Sunday, November 27, 2022


RENNIE

(to the tune of “My Gal’s a Corker”)


ON  HER  SECOND  BIRTHDAY

Ren with stink eye (pink eye?)


Now Rennie’s turning two,

She knows just what to do!

She’s celebrating now with all her aplomb:

Pink dress, treats, friends, Hoo-Hoo!!

Brothers Humphrey, Henry, too:

Hey, guys: just where did this year go?




Previous year's verses:

1.

My Scottie’s name is Ren
She’s an Ohioan
I buy her everything to keep her well-fed
She eats roast chicken when
We’re vegetarian,
Hey, gang, that’s where my money goes.

 2.

My Scottie’s name is Ren
She’s an Ohioan
I buy her everything to keep her in style.
She has a pair of eyes
Just like two raisin pies,
Hey gang, that’s where my money goes.

 3.

My Scotties name is Ren
She’s an Ohioan,
We’ve made sure she has a very comfy bed.
We go to sleep at 10,
She’s up at 5 a.m.
Hey gang, that’s where my sleep has gone.

 4. 

My Scottie’s name is Ren
She’s an Ohioan
You may have heard she swallowed needle and thread.
She’s a contrarian,|
Help! Veterinarian!
Hey, gang, that’s where my money goes.

 5.

My Scottie’s name is Ren
She’s an Ohioan
Born, bred in Granville down at Afterglow
She finds the Lees are best,
Hating that she’s Geiger-less,
Lisa, she sends you her helloes!


 

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