RENNIE

(to the tune of “My Gal’s a Corker”)

ON  HER  SECOND  BIRTHDAY

Ren with stink eye (pink eye?)

Now Rennie’s turning two,

She knows just what to do!

She’s celebrating now with all her aplomb:

Pink dress, treats, friends, Hoo-Hoo!!

Brothers Humphrey, Henry, too:

Hey, guys: just where did this year go?

Previous year's verses:

1. My Scottie’s name is Ren She’s an Ohioan I buy her everything to keep her well-fed She eats roast chicken when We’re vegetarian, Hey, gang, that’s where my money goes.  2. My Scottie’s name is Ren She’s an Ohioan I buy her everything to keep her in style. She has a pair of eyes Just like two raisin pies, Hey gang, that’s where my money goes.  3. My Scotties name is Ren She’s an Ohioan, We’ve made sure she has a very comfy bed. We go to sleep at 10, She’s up at 5 a.m. Hey gang, that’s where my sleep has gone.  4.  My Scottie’s name is Ren She’s an Ohioan You may have heard she swallowed needle and thread. She’s a contrarian,| Help! Veterinarian! Hey, gang, that’s where my money goes.  5. My Scottie’s name is Ren She’s an Ohioan Born, bred in Granville down at Afterglow She finds the Lees are best, Hating that she’s Geiger-less, Lisa, she sends you her helloes!